I wrote this ages ago, as y’all will see. Back when I thought I was discreet enough to not kiss-and-tell. Today, I was scrolling through my old drafts, and it made me laugh. I guess the road to hell is paved with good intentions, yeah?
Context: I was getting frisky with Beaut. As things were getting quite steamy, he did something that made me giggle (don’t remember what, it was truly inconsequential). He asked me why I was laughing.
I told him I find him funny. (Pause). “Funny-looking”.
If there existed a glare more lethal, I’d be dead. Of course, I thought his look of perplexed chagrin was the funniest thing I’d ever seen.
Between giggles, I explained to him that “funny/funny-looking” was my favorite joke ever. Exasperated, he pointed out that MAYBE using that joke when someone is butt-naked is NOT a confidence booster?!
I did warn y’all that I don’t do sexy properly, yes? Told you so.