One fortune cookie. 3x the same hint:I think the Universe is trying to warn me that I am going to die a selfish, single, cat-less Cat Lady. And in the mean time, Imma have to do a whole lot of self-lovin’, if you know what I mean. Time for the teddy-bears to go back into the closet.
I need to get me one of these, based on what those cookies are telling me. I think. Not sure I fully understand what is going on: