Hyper hyper hyper.
Hyper hyper hyper hyper HYPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
Hyper.Hopefully, I don’t get blown up by ISIS.
Most importantly, hopefully I fit in that dress. So far, I have 3 guys requesting video evidence of the moment my dress splits down the ass. My friends are jackasses.
Beirut, here I come. I sure hope everyone in that city has good sunglasses, because I’m about to blind them with my pasty white skin.