During the holidays Beaut called me up to propose a great idea. He was sure I’d be down.
Why not go running outdoors together?
I didn’t understand. Voluntarily?
Yes, for fun. We both want to stay in shape during the holidays, as we eat non-ideal food. It’s a great way to combine our training objectives with seeing each other.
I was dismayed: all this time, I thought Beaut was a stand up, normal guy. Now, I realize he has a taste for pain and discomfort. #unusualtastes
NOBODY runs for fun. Nobody I wanna hang out with, anyhow.
What else is he hiding?