I must be very ill.
Anticipating a very late night at the office, I went down to the office cafeteria around 6:30pm tonight, intending to buy myself chocolate.
Instead, I came back to my desk with a bowl of chicken soup.
That has never happened to me before.
The internet tells me that “disorientation” is a common symptom of:
- Acute Mountain Sickness;
- Mad Cow Disease.
The next step is dementia and eating broccoli voluntarily.
It’s over. All downhill from here.