Some dude in China got caught cheating on each of his SEVENTEEN girlfriends! I’m not making this up. He was only found out after getting into a serious car accident (no girl was in the car with him – possibly the biggest shocker in this story!) and the hospital took his cell phone to find the contact info of his relatives. His SEVENTEEN “relatives” turned up at the hospital, and I can only imagine the hilarity that ensued.
Hilarity, apart from the small details like several of those girls were planning their weddings with him, and one of them had a son with him, and the longest relationship was nine years. Then it becomes less funny.
Still, I maintain this is one of the best examples of time management skills known to mankind. He could put that on his CV, right below the employment section “Biggest Lying Asshole in Asia 2006-2015”.
I have so many questions. Were all these women living in the same city? What was the geographical radius of his assholery? 10km? 50km? Just how desperate were these women? Is it culturally acceptable to periodically gift large sums of money to one’s boyfriend in China? Did any of these people get tested for STDs? Did he use a paper agenda or a smartphone to keep track of his schedule? Is this an internet hoax?
This story blows my mind.
Original coverage can be found here.