Consider this the best example ever of “time management skills” 

You guys.

Some dude in China got caught cheating on each of his SEVENTEEN girlfriends! I’m not making this up. He was only found out after getting into a serious car accident (no girl was in the car with him – possibly the biggest shocker in this story!) and the hospital took his cell phone to find the contact info of his relatives. His SEVENTEEN “relatives” turned up at the hospital, and I can only imagine the hilarity that ensued.

Hilarity, apart from the small details like several of those girls were planning their weddings with him, and one of them had a son with him, and the longest relationship was nine years. Then it becomes less funny.

Still, I maintain this is one of the best examples of time management skills known to mankind. He could put that on his CV, right below the employment section “Biggest Lying Asshole in Asia 2006-2015”. 

I have so many questions. Were all these women living in the same city? What was the geographical radius of his assholery? 10km? 50km? Just how desperate were these women? Is it culturally acceptable to periodically gift large sums of money to one’s boyfriend in China? Did any of these people get tested for STDs? Did he use a paper agenda or a smartphone to keep track of his schedule? Is this an internet hoax?

This story blows my mind.

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17 comments

  1. Omg, I can’t imagine what those women must have felt like. I hope they all dumped his sorry ass and that he gets sent to jail for fraud since he apparently was being supported by a few of them. I’ll bet he got in that accident after falling asleep at the wheel from the exhaustion of having to keep up with all of his different lives.

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  2. That is amazing. Not that he was, but that he got caught finally. Can you imagine him dangling in the middle of his spider web of lies with 17 different black widows coming at him at the same time? That would be a great movie to watch…

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      1. I would just love to be a nurse or doctor at that hospital and be there as each of the new girls trickle in to find out what he did to them and then see how they get together to destroy him. It would be awesome.

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    1. I KNOW.

      For all the inherent dishonesty and jackassery required for him to have pulled this off, I maintain that this really is an example of an unusual and remarkable skillset. Most people could not have done this. Even if I could find 17 ppl I WANTED to lie to, I wouldn’t have been able to keep track of everything.

      Birthdays, anniversaries, favorite colors, favorite perfumes, food allergies, pet names, even proper behavioral quirks in the bedroom…

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      1. Duck!!!!! That is amazing. Like the French “mon petit chou” = “my little cabbage”.

        I need to explore this culinary theme.

        My little jelly belly.
        My little poached egg.
        My little turducken.
        My little chocolatine.

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