I am a ratchet leader in the accounting world

Y’all remember that I am an accountant, yeah? A pretentious bougie fancy accountant, as accountantish as can be, despite my best attempts to pretend I am cool?

Ladies and gents and specifically everybody at my G gym, I give you exhibit A:

i taught the ratchet

What  a perfect tribute to my leadership skills and sway in the accountant community. I did, in fact, teach the word “ratchet” to Elisabeth and many of my coworkers, many months ago. I’m honored to have made a lasting impact on the profession.

Nene, are you proud?

Of course, the true irony here is that there couldn’t have been a song less suited to me, except for that specific lyric quoted by Elisabeth – that’s pretty accurate. Duh.

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