So y’all know about the Shmoney dance, obviously. Obviously.
Well, folks, after months of practice, I was pretty proud of my Shmoney skillz. With a z, y’all. Because I have street cred, bruh.
So when the DJ played songs with some sick beats at the Vegas pool party, I busted out my moves.
Let me share my hard-earned wisdom: IT IS REALLY HARD TO DANCE PROVOCATIVELY IN A POOL. “White girl drowning” is not a good look.
Even Elmo has more game than me.